December 2011
Me: I love this band
Annoying bitch: Me too!
Me: Do you have all their albums
Me: Do you know their pets names
Me: Do you know their dick size
Annoying bitch: N-...
Me: Do you know their favorite color
Me: Do you have their birthdays memorized
Annoying bitch: ...
Me: That's what I thought
This is stupid. People annoy me.
“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
“Now, not to sound racist, but -”
– People about to say something racist (via jaiwrestledabearonce)
loseyourfaith asked: haha i can travel! umm idk when are you free!?
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
I joke about it all the time but I actually do have very few friends and it makes me really fucking sad.
usedcarsalesman:
Fun. - Be Calm
Forever feeling like shit over stupid things. Blergh.
“I was poisoning myself with alcohol. I was trying to numb things. I was trying...”
– Johnny Depp (via johnnydeppfuckyeah)
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
